Skip to content

September 9, 2009
permalink

have amazing hair. hair that is so androgynous, angular and splendidly ginger it could be extremely modern furniture. next, dress crazy. be the poster girl for the 80s revival: embrace an aesthetic that is half fish from marillion, half pepsi and shirlie from wham!. (if anyone tells you that the clothes are undermining your artistic integrity, tell them to piss off. you are the post post-feminist female – you can do what you like.) fourth: do not smile. be either vague and wistful, or rock hard and sneering at all times. finally, if your mother happens to be sergeant june ackland of the bill fame – never talk about it. ever.
Advertisements
No comments yet

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: